THOUGHTS ON APP DATING

  1. How does one respond to "Hey" or "Sup"?
  2. How do you start a conversation with a complete stranger?
    "Great tiger in your profile!"
  3. Do I need to join Bumble AND Tinder? And Hinge?
    Is it redundant or socially mandated to like the guy on all apps?
  4. Photos with cigarettes are still happening in 2015.
    While I appreciate the honesty, here are a few alternative props: wildlife, artisan coffee, a smart piece of literature, the NYTimes (paper or crossword), a boom box, etc., etc.