Things Ive Said to My Dog That Are Weird Out of Context

  1. Wanna go ousssssside?!?!
  2. TREEEEEEAAAATTTT?!
  3. Your boner just touched me!
  4. Are you a little space explorer?
  5. Are you a little nautical boy?
  6. Are you Yoda?
  7. Chill out, dude.
  8. How was your day? Did you do some humping?
  9. You have the stinkiest kisses!
  10. Why are you walking on my pillow?