Things My Drunk Neighbor Talked to Me About Last Night
While I was walking Gator last night, my neighbor cornered me after she came out of her cab and had a brief but weird convo with me.
- •Blue ApronDo you like it? What do you think about it?!
- •Freezing fishDo you do it?! That's crazy!
- •You're so beautiful!People don't tell you this enough, I think! But you're gorgeous! I'M BEING TRUTHFUL!!!
- •Then she scared Gator
- •Having a dinner party with the whole buildingBecause "we all need to get back on our landlords good side." ...... Do we? I'm pretty sure I was never on his bad side.
- •Apologizing for being so drunk.
- •Making more plans for the dinner party
- •End scene.