1. How to parallel park.
  2. Resting Bitch Face keeps the freaks away.
    When I first moved here, I smiled all the time. I know better now.
  3. How to walk with a purpose.
  4. People from my hometown are really religious.
  5. People from my hometown are really judgy.
  6. Everyone smokes weed. Literally everyone. That retired asshole cop? Yeah, him too.
  7. There is an artisanal version of everything.
  8. There is festival/day/parade for literally anything you can think of.
  9. Always bring a light jacket.
  10. Another bus is just 45 minutes away.
    Suggested by @capitandmart