A TYPICAL ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE YOU HEAR WHEN WORKING FOR A CALL CENTER IN BOSTON

These are real
  1. "Hi my name is John and I'm the locker guy. If ya need me I'll be deflating footballs" HEAVY BOSTON ACCENT🏈
  2. Also an honorable mention: The Star Spangled Banner, full song, on an electric guitar. I listened to the whole thing.