F*CK THE PATRIARCHY

I just got cat called on my way home and I'm soooo sick of it. Memorable times I've been cat called/sexually harassed/ hit on badly...feel free to add yours
  1. I was walking down the street late at night and a group of guys "yooooo that girls got a FAT ASS!!!! You white you white?" I laughed it off but I felt weird
    I'm not a sighting in the wild - look around everyone has a nice butt!
  2. A guy stuck his hand up my dress and I froze and told him to stop but he did it again so I walked away teary eyed. My angel @minabird was dressed up as Beetlejuice and went back to the party and grabbed him by the jugular. And WE got kicked out of the party not the guy doing the sexual harassment.
  3. At work some guy came up to me and said "if I was a lesbian I'd find you really attractive in that dress."
    That was SO creative!!!!
  4. Multiple guys thinking it was funny to hit my ass at work (and concerts) (and any public area really)
  5. My guy friends constantly making fun of me for having smaller boobs than my other girl friends (but they could sexually talk about my butt..)
  6. "Let me know if you feel like getting slammed this weekend?" ?????
  7. This wasn't bad just weird and funny - a guy at work started juggling and said "Erin this is for you" but I didn't know him.
  8. I was drunk at a party and a coworker put his hand up my shirt. I was upset but assumed he was drunk and felt badly, then I heard him bragging about it. I still had to work there for another week with him being the only cook on duty and me being the only server. This guy also bit my friend's hand until he was bleeding.
    Suggested by   @lgw
  9. While studying ochem at the school coffeehouse. He popped a squat next to my chair and laid down this steaming pile of shit: "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your face is so disproportionate. Like a Disney princess with huge eyes and a tiny nose" I told him I was busy studying. He said he wouldn't bother me....but didn't leave.
    Suggested by   @nato
  10. While at Von's reaching to the back of the shelf for one of the last bottles of tabasco I hear, "Excuse me?" So I grab the bottle and stand up, the guy then says, "you just made my day!" Because I was bending over? Ugh. Then he asks, "you got a man?" I make up a fake boyfriend and leave with my tabasco, which forever reminds me of that creep.
    Suggested by   @linzamauve
  11. @ErinFlaherty remember the time on high streets when we were in snow suits? Still not sure what they saw in us ⛄️
    Suggested by   @christine
  12. A man leaned out his window and literally said the words "I'm trynna holla"
    Would it kill him to at least be a little more fucking creative with his harassment?
    Suggested by   @mlrly_
  13. 1st- this guy in a loud yellow Lambo pulled up against the curb, rolled down his window and honked the horn while staring us down 2nd- another guy whistled at us & made obscene comments 3rd- when my friends and I were in a bookstore & these guys came up with a clipboard & told us "they were required to hook up with two hot young girls for school"
    Suggested by   @rowanblanchard
  14. As I was walking home from work, some guy said "you look like candy, give me a handy." Points for the rhyme scheme!
    Suggested by   @hgaines
  15. I was at the grocery store trying to buy cleaning supplies and a guy kept asking me intrusive questions like where I lived and worked and made me feel uncomfortable and followed me until I was by the cashiers. I didn't feel safe until I was out of sight of the store because I was afraid he'd follow me home.
    Suggested by   @gggenevieveee
  16. Also the first time I remember being harassed: I was in 6th grade waiting outside my grade school for my mom to pick me up from my flute lesson. A car drove by and a guy yelled out "I love Catholic school sluts." I WAS 12. WTF
    Suggested by   @gggenevieveee
  17. A guy approached me and my friend and told us "one of my friends has a really thick dick, come try to figure out which one." I must have looked appalled because he followed up with "What, I didn't know what kind of girls you were." ughhhh
    Suggested by   @pocketpenguin
  18. Some guy looked me right in the eye and yelled "skank!" as I was walking to jury duty at 8am.
    That day was fun. The trial was for a man who raped kids at gunpoint.
    Suggested by   @minabird
  19. My 65 year old coworker at a restaurant grabbed my breasts and forced his tongue into my mouth after shoving me into the dry storage room. The manager said he would "talk to him about it."
    Suggested by   @alissamaynot
  20. I got flashed while working as a volunteer for an organization of teenage female writers
    A guy (unwashed, smelly) came up to me and told me that I needed to tell "my man" that I wasn't coming home bc I was this dude's future wife. When I told him I had to leave, he demanded a kiss, which I refused. Angry, he showed me his dick shouting "but I got something for you!" This was at 10 in the morning.
    Suggested by   @Caitlin
  21. At work a few weeks ago some guy said I looked sexy in my black tight dress pulled me in and kissed me on the cheek. AT WORK. This is list is why I march tomorrow, for all of us.