1. Spit in his face!!!!!!! Llama that shit
  2. Take whatever you have in your hand and stab him - even if it's just your phone make it work.
  3. Shove him off a bannister - watch him splat like Nikelodeon slime
  4. Trip him and let him know it was on purpose
  5. Point at him and start screaming really really loud - it will be alarming and concerning for every one else
  6. Convince some friends to get pitchforks and chase him off campus
  7. Repeat Scar's monologue telling Simba to never return