HOW TO REACT WHEN YOU SEE YOUR BEST FRIEND'S RAPIST ON CAMPUS

  1. Spit in his face!!!!!!! Llama that shit
  2. Take whatever you have in your hand and stab him - even if it's just your phone make it work.
  3. Shove him off a bannister - watch him splat like Nikelodeon slime
  4. Trip him and let him know it was on purpose
  5. Point at him and start screaming really really loud - it will be alarming and concerning for every one else
  6. Convince some friends to get pitchforks and chase him off campus
  7. Repeat Scar's monologue telling Simba to never return