JOBS I HAD BEFORE I WAS FAMOUS

  1. Cashier at a Toy Store
    Aka rich parents leaving their kids in the store asking me to watch them before I get the chance to say anything and they leave
  2. Game Room monitor at my college
    Chilled with my fellow nerds
  3. Game Room manager at my college
    The ultimate babysitter of college students
  4. Receptionist
    *yawn* if only there had been a Jim to my Pam
  5. Call center
    I'm surprisingly good at raising money over the phone
  6. Intramural sports associate
    I get paid to watch sports
  7. The joke is I'm still not famous
    Ba dum tsss
  8. Pretend animal doctor
    Suggested by   @sky