My Mom, The Sly Dog

  1. My mother is 62
  2. Her ex boyfriend from the 70s is being honored at our city's big literary festival this year (which is tomorrow)
  3. They haven't seen each other in 35 years
  4. So she's just gonna go and sit in the audience and mind her own business💅🏼
  5. And he's gonna present his book and his eyes will fall on her
  6. Damn my mom's love life is so much more exciting than mine right now
  7. 👀🍿