My Tinder Bios, Ranked by Success

Inspired by @torihyndman and @e
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    Chocolate, animals, and Star Wars: the holy trifecta
    It was effective but just okay.
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    I'm the Kramer of my friend group
    Pro: I don't have to have every first convo be about Star Wars Con: I'm probably sending them a red flag
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    Searching for a scruffy looking nerf herder
    Very successful. If they have to message me "what's a nerf herder?" They aren't worth my time. Also have been called "princess" a lot more than I would like😬