NICKNAMES MY PARENTS CALL ME

I can't wait to nickname my future children the weirdest thing so they too can make a list like this one day
  1. "Weasel" it was started by my Papa and it just stuck
  2. "Elrond" YA like from Lord of The Rings.. It couldn't have been ANEOWYN ELSE?
  3. "Sweets" with variations: "Sweet," "Sweets and Treats," "Treat," "Sweep the Streets"
    If they don't call me any of these things it usually means they're mad at me.
    Suggested by   @sky