PROS OF HAVING LONG HAIR

  1. When someone farts you can breathe in the faint shampoo smell in your hair instead
    Happening on the T
  2. Cosplay 1980s WWF wrestlers
    I mean, that's what I would do
    Suggested by   @jakebrandman
  3. Pro: extra insulation for warmth in winter (under your hat or hood)
    Con: sweltering heat blanket in the summer.
    Suggested by   @e
  4. Being able to do the Alanis Morissette thing
    Suggested by   @mlh