1. When someone farts you can breathe in the faint shampoo smell in your hair instead
    Happening on the T
  2. Cosplay 1980s WWF wrestlers
    I mean, that's what I would do
    Suggested by @jakebrandman
  3. Pro: extra insulation for warmth in winter (under your hat or hood)
    Con: sweltering heat blanket in the summer.
    Suggested by @e
  4. Being able to do the Alanis Morissette thing
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    Suggested by @mlh