1. To get all of my security deposit back on my apartment
  2. To get a job I actually want
  3. To get free admission to any concert
  4. To get free ice cream constantly
  5. So Sea World can admit they fucked up
  6. So I could control Donald Trump
    We can all take turns?
  7. To make the spider next to me gtfo
  8. Because you are a Jedi
    Suggested by @gilbaron