Reasons why I should (and will) be banned from WebMD

  1. So @christine @sky and my mom don't have to be annoyed by me constantly thinking I'm suffering a rare disease
  2. Daily ritual:
  3. Me *Google search: abdominal pain*
  4. Webmd: Ya dead
  5. Me *cries and texts everyone*
  6. Everyone's replies *U R FINE*
  7. Me *I guess they're right...*
  8. Next day... But what if...
  9. -rinse and repeat-