SCENES IN STAR WARS THAT WOULD'VE BEEN FUNNY WITH THE SEINFELD BASSLINE

  1. LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER
  2. Cutting open the tauntaun and Han reacting to it smelling bad
  3. When ____ shot first
  4. When the Death Star blew up Alderaan
  5. If anything Jar Jar binks said was actually just replaced by the bass line playing when he opened his mouth instead of words
  6. When the walls of the trash room finally stop pushing in
  7. When they escape the exogorth
  8. When Han is told by Leia that Luke is her brother
  9. When Yoda dies while Luke is tryna figure out what the fuck is up with his family
  10. 🎶🎶