1. Greeted by your old dog at the door tail wagging furiously
  2. Having your bed in your old room made perfectly by your mom
  3. Using fiiiine ass toilet paper
    It's like a blanket for your butt
  4. Using a shower with good water pressure
    Damn you old Boston apartments
  5. Having working heat
    I can feel my fingers!
  6. Knowing you're going to eat GOOD FOOD all weekend
    None of that cheap processed shit you eat on your own time
  7. Guiltily beginning to watch Christmas movies
  8. Listening to your dog snore as you drift off to sleep as well