THESE ARE MY CONFESSIONS
- •When I was little I hoped that that one day I would chew food like my mom
- •Before I hit puberty I wanted boobs like the Olsen twins
- •I used to teach ants how to swimIt was 5 year old me throwing ants into a bucket full of water saying encouraging things but they would all drown obviously
- •I used to eat rock salt off the snow and called it "spicy snow"
- •I whole heartedly thought I was going to turn into a leprechaun after watching "The Luck of The Irish"
- •I used to throw my cats down the stairs because I thought I was teaching them to flyDon't get a cat when you have a 4 year old daughter
- •I used to wear a specific Halloween bucket on my head and embody the persona "the peaceful father" and preach peace
- •I had a crush on Floop from spy kids