THINGS I WOULD TURN INTO HORCRUXES IF I WAS VOLDEMORT

  1. My dog Brisby
    Voldemort did Nagini so it's only fitting I have my companion too
  2. My Venus fly trap
    Almost like Devil's snare
  3. My childhood blanket
    As modeled by my roommate
  4. The Bingo Bronson stuffed animal @minabird made me
    All hail Broad City
  5. This chocolate bar
    That's going to be fun for whoever tries to eat it
  6. My best friend Fatih
    This would just be funny to me he'd be so confused
  7. Ironically the 7th Harry Potter Book
    So obvious no one would see it coming