Inspired by @taylamb
  1. "Oh! So you wanna be a cop?"
    No I don't.
  2. "Are you going to be a lawyer?"
  3. "Will you go to law school?"
  4. "Please don't arrest me😉"
    Guys use this and think that they are dropping some great line on me
  5. "Well...what are you going to do?"
    Whatever I want to do!
  6. When I say I plan on working in social services and community development - "Oh that's nice, not everyone could do that." Thanks.
  7. -tells me why I should be a cop even though I said I didn't want to-