THOUGHTS OF SEEING A GUY YOU SPENT THE WHOLE DAY TALKING TO ON TINDER AT THE GROCERY STORE

  1. Oh my god is that him
  2. Do I say something?
  3. No... No... You don't know him
  4. What if he thinks you're following him around the store
  5. What if he's following me around the store
  6. *Eye contact* *double take*
  7. I think we both know
  8. But what if he doesn't and I just look psycho
  9. OK FOCUS YOU NEED EGGS AND BREAD
  10. *stares at plastic cups for too long*
  11. Oh no he's also in the bakery I swear I'm not following you
  12. Deep breaths, he kinda looks like he's lurking
  13. Would he say something?
  14. Omg he sent me his number last night and I never replied so if he knows he's probably definitley not gonna approach me
  15. Whatever time to go check out mission almost over
  16. HE IS IN LINE TO CHECK OUT
  17. Now I look like a stalker
  18. The only line open is DIRECTLY behind him
  19. I start to walk past the register but decide that's more awkward and obvious
  20. Now he can judge me on what I'm buying
  21. Deep breaths
  22. Okay he's leaving
  23. I'm free
  24. Now maybe I should text him
  25. THAT WAS A SIGN RIGHT
  26. Modern dating is gonna kill me
  27. Update: IT WAS HIM