TONIGHT'S FACES OF TRUMP
- •Making fun of Rand Paul's looks even though he just said he's never made fun of Rand Paul's looks
- •Jeb u gonna pass dat J?
- •I love Aliens!
- •Oh my god I hate standing, this debate was too long, ouch my poor old man legs
- •No Bush I will not apologize for being an asshole to your wife even though she's right there
- •Build that wall so I can keep my money even tho I agree I don't need my social security
- •I will create the most jobs evuuurrrr even tho my claim to fame is telling people that they're fired
- •Put my daughter on the bill - we need to prove that white privileged girls represent all women and their struggles
- •Lolz id name my secret service Humble like me