THINGS MY 4 YEAR OLD SAYS AT BEDTIME

  1. I can't use my arms or my legs or anything. I can't walk.
  2. If I don't have a snack I will melt and and I will never grow up.
  3. What if a cheetah gets in here and takes my nose wipes?
  4. Don't shut my door there is an alligator in here!
  5. An alligator is getting me!!
  6. An alligator just bit off my foot!!!
  7. MOMMY!!!!!!