Why Texas should succeed from the Union.

  1. Their fucked up obsession with guns. I sooo don't get it.
  2. Texas is the ONLY state obsessed with building a Wall with Mexico.
  3. Texans are still obsessed with the Civil War.
  4. Texas is a Red State and pretty much EVERYTHING the Republican Party stands for is SHIT.
  5. Texans are DUMB because they vote REPUBLICAN.
  6. BIG OIL. Maybe if Texas succeeds from the Union America would stop invading Middle Eastern countries for Big Oil Interests.