Things I Need Right Meow

I'm wicked hungover, y'all. If anyone is in Wanaka, NZ at the mo, can you drop these things of at the log cabin?
  1. Fanta orange
  2. Chocolate milkshake
    And I'm not talking about an iced chocolate motherfuckers!
  3. Thai fried rice
    With some goddamn sweet chili sauce on the side!!
  4. A pet to cuddle
  5. A comfy bed
  6. A handy
    Whatever the female version is, preferably from someone who looks like this
  7. A nap