THINGS I THOUGHT JUST NOW WHEN I WAS JUMPING AROUND & FREAKIN OUT CAUSE I THOUGHT A SPIDER WAS ON ME

  1. It's on me!
  2. Okay, wait, no it's gone.
  3. Won't this episode of True Detective ever end?!
  4. What's that...
  5. Oh no it's the spider it's still on me!
  6. I should go to my room and roll around on my bed and try to squish it!
  7. Nope. Cause then if I don't squish it then I'm just gonna think it's living in my bed...
  8. Is it in my hair???
  9. Well if so, I guess it lives there now.
    I have a lot of hair
  10. Maybe I should set myself on fire!
  11. Nope. I'll just get naked then stomp on all of my clothes and then get in the shower.
    And then I did.