1. It's on me!
  2. Okay, wait, no it's gone.
  3. Won't this episode of True Detective ever end?!
  4. What's that...
  5. Oh no it's the spider it's still on me!
  6. I should go to my room and roll around on my bed and try to squish it!
  7. Nope. Cause then if I don't squish it then I'm just gonna think it's living in my bed...
  8. Is it in my hair???
  9. Well if so, I guess it lives there now.
    I have a lot of hair
  10. Maybe I should set myself on fire!
  11. Nope. I'll just get naked then stomp on all of my clothes and then get in the shower.
    And then I did.