1. Fries vs. Salad
  2. One more cookie? There are so many cookies in this box.
  3. Stopping at this stop sign, nobody is here and you're just a sign and I'm a human person.
  4. There is an impossible amount of cookies in this box, and they're so small!
  5. Sitting up straight.
  6. Seriously, where did all these cookies come from?! Someone has to do something about this and I'm the only person here and God knows that stop sign isn't going to eat any of these cookies.