JOKES FOR THAT JEWISH KID AT YOUR CATHOLIC SCHOOL
- •"Don't go into the church, you'll set the alarm off."
- •"You can't have the body of Christ, it isn't Kosher."
- •"Sorry, we ran out of Manischewitz. Hope Jesus' blood is sweet enough for you."
- •"Where are your sideburns?"
- •I was the Jewish kid.