JOKES FOR THAT JEWISH KID AT YOUR CATHOLIC SCHOOL

  1. "Don't go into the church, you'll set the alarm off."
  2. "You can't have the body of Christ, it isn't Kosher."
  3. "Sorry, we ran out of Manischewitz. Hope Jesus' blood is sweet enough for you."
  4. "Where are your sideburns?"
  5. I was the Jewish kid.