New holiday memories (2016 edition)
I'm back in my hometown for Christmas.
- •My mother cracking up over the local newspaper's letters to Santa featureMostly this kid
- •Running into my ex in the grocery storeActually more like how I successfully evaded him by diving behind an end cap display of baking supplies.
- •Having a cylinder of ice shoot out of the hose when I tried to refill the dog's water dish.