AKA the essence of my childhood.
  1. Every road trip I ever took as a child with my father was dominated by one thing...
    Armed with numerous cassette tapes & hours ahead, my siblings and I would be exposed to one of the most influential, amazing & groundbreaking comedy series on earth.
  2. Monty Python.
  3. Everything from The Life Of Brian to The Holy Grail & And Now For Something Completely Different..
  4. This band of merry men shaped my childhood, my relationship with my father and my subsequent great taste in comedy.
  5. So, for your enjoyment, here's the best bits;
    And how to use them in every day life.
  6. I fart in your general direction!
    Classic. Solid insult to use on the regular.
  7. Spam.
    Sing the song whilst going through your emails.
  8. Ekki ekki ekki ekki PTANG ...
    Good to just scream into people's faces when they're annoying you. Or strangers you want to leave you the hell alone.
  9. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
    For every day situations. Very versatile. Use frequently.
  10. A shrubbery!
    First on my list of demands if I were in a hostage situation.
  11. Tis but a scratch!
    Along with "I've had worse" and "It's just a flesh wound!". For when you're trying not to cry after hurting yourself in public and feeling humiliated.
  12. Alright.. We'll call it a draw.
    I think of this for every scissors, paper, rock draw ever.
  13. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
    Use when bursting through doorways dramatically.
  14. The Bruce Sketch.
    So. Many. GOLDEN QUOTES! I can't even list it all. Watch it here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA
  15. But basically, just go around and call everyone Bruce.
    It's so fun.
  16. And finally, the daily mantra in song form.
    For when you need to perk the fuck up.
  17. There are so, so many more.. But I hope these brighten up your life.
    You're welcome.
  18. Over and out. ✌🏻️