Life Advice I Need From Karen Walker Right Now.
Directly applying to the previous & forthcoming 24 hours. Anastasia Beaverhausen, spread your sage wisdom.. HALP!
- •Should I have another glass of wine?Yes. Liquid courage.. I need that tonight, thank you, Karen!
- •Should I text him again? Maybe he just forgot to reply.. I'll just prompt him?Whoahh whoah okay! I get the message. I'll leave it.
- •Student life is hard, Karen!Well, I'd kill for a fiver in my purse right now, okay? Don't rub it in..
- •How do you avoid terrible conversations & small talk at parties?Good call, K.
- •*Walks into classes looking like a hot mess*You're right, Karen, you're right.. I need to just put in a little effort and get my shit together!
- •How can I best get through my last trimester at uni without killing anybody?Ahh yes, clever tactic, I like it.
- •Ditto. ☝🏻
- •How do I tell these guys to stop harassing me and my friend? They're disgusting. They keep asking why we refuse to talk to them?!I'm gonna quote this line directly. Thank you, Poodle.
- •Karen, how do you stay so self-confident/ensure a positive body image?Okay, well, I'm basically less than an A-cup.. But.. Alright.
- •There's just so much stuff going on in life, and I'm trying to resolve/finish things as quickly as possible. How do you manage stress?Alrighty, but just for a little while, I have things to do.
- •I'm not sure how helpful this has been, K, but some of it was great! Thanks, I think..