Listed with dogs because I'm in a puppy adoring kind of mood.
  1. Take short showers.
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  2. Start arguments.
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    Not so good at the confrontation.
  3. Walk slowly.
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    I've got places to be, ya'll. And usually it's because there's food to eat...
  4. Wait for the microwave to finish.
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    Give me said foods.
  5. Wear a bra for more than an hour without getting uncomfortable.
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    Small boob life. Underwire is the worst.
  6. Nap.
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    I'm pretty sure I can count on one hand the number of times I've napped in my life. Sad. I know. Wish I could, but my brain won't allow it.
  7. Respond normally to my close friends when they ask for something simple.
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    Sarcasm is life. Play fights are the best.
  8. Go clubbing.
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    Not impossible, I guess. I just refuse. Did someone say bed time?
  9. Not watch this gif 1000 times because look at the little sausages!
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  10. I'm realising now that I am a dog...
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  11. So relatable.
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  12. Someone come rub my belly.
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  13. Woof.
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