Things I Find Impossible To Do.
Listed with dogs because I'm in a puppy adoring kind of mood.
- •Take short showers.
- •Start arguments.Not so good at the confrontation.
- •Walk slowly.I've got places to be, ya'll. And usually it's because there's food to eat...
- •Wait for the microwave to finish.Give me said foods.
- •Wear a bra for more than an hour without getting uncomfortable.Small boob life. Underwire is the worst.
- •Nap.I'm pretty sure I can count on one hand the number of times I've napped in my life. Sad. I know. Wish I could, but my brain won't allow it.
- •Respond normally to my close friends when they ask for something simple.Sarcasm is life. Play fights are the best.
- •Go clubbing.Not impossible, I guess. I just refuse. Did someone say bed time?
- •Not watch this gif 1000 times because look at the little sausages!
- •I'm realising now that I am a dog...
- •So relatable.
- •Someone come rub my belly.