Inspired by @Bourdain
  1. The Sopranos
    With dialogue like that how could you get bored
  2. Seinfeld
    I'm born in Manhattan in a Jewish family, this show is basically a case study into my life. The characters will never stop being painfully funny/painfully real. Also I'd be great to watch enough to rank every single Seinfeld episode.
  3. The Office (American or UK, flip a coin)
    Hilarious. It will never stop being funny, and the characters are so real.
  4. The runner-up: Breaking Bad
    The true love of my life, it didn't make the list because I felt like seeing the arc (Ned Flanders gets cancer, Flanders sells meth, Flanders becomes Scarface, Scarface dies) over and over would get boring