Things You Do to Pass the Time at the Hair Salon
- •Text my sister to tell her I'm bored.Enjoy short discussion with @Mary about coachella excitement and possible stage names for me.
- •Text @sogol and ask her to entertain me.When she doesn't respond immediately, read and like every one of her recent posts on listapp.
- •Check out the stunning woman with white hair getting a cut two chairs over from me.Ardently hope that I can pull that off someday.
- •Check out all the dads who brought their sons in for haircuts.There are a surprising number of them in this chichi salon, but I guess that's Palo Alto for you. Consider whether I would have agreed to have children with any of them. One dad is very tall, and one seems very charming, but still conclude that I would not.
- •Play Scramble.
- •Stare at beautiful white-haired woman some more.