Requested by Brett 7

ONE CHILDHOOD MEMORY I WOULD GO BACK AND RELIVE

  1. This is maybe cheating because this is not one single event, it's more of a thing that happened periodically over the course of my childhood but:
  2. GOODIE BAGS
  3. You know, like the bags filled with novelty toys and candy that you got as a reward for sitting through another rando kids entire snoozefest birthday party?
  4. Like, you had to sit and watch Jillian eat her favorite shitty flavor of cake and open a bunch of presents (and be rude about it, frankly) EVEN THOUGH you didn't honestly like Jillian that much. But you had the same teacher as her every frickin' year, so naturally your mom made you attend all of her birthday parties from ages 5 to 11
  5. And to make up for it, her parents awarded you and every other kid enrolled in your elementary school with these babies!
    Show me the monayyyy
  6. And they were filled with bomb shit like this:
  7. And this:
  8. Happy Birthday Jillian!!!
    Thanks for the memories, bitch