THINGS I SAY TO MYSELF TO JUSTIFY PROCRASTINATION, RANKED LEAST TO MOST TRUE

Expectedly, I'm procrastinating right now
  1. 7.
    "I work the best under pressure."
    Not true in the slightest. I work sloppily and panicked under pressure
  2. 6.
    "This project will be easy and I will be able to fly through it once I'm started."
    A bold faced lie
  3. 5.
    "It's good to just let yourself have the occasional day off."
    Pffft. "Occasional" "day"
  4. 4.
    "I have more important things to get done."
    No, this has never been true
  5. 3.
    "I lost track of time."
    I've been watching the clock by the hour and internally panicking every minute that I haven't started my work, yet I'm still avoiding it
  6. 2.
    "I'll start my work after this _____." (Insert: episode, food, nap, etc.)
    If you ever hear me saying this you should know that I am lying
  7. 1.
    There is not one true statement on this list