Jimmy's favorite tweets with the hashtag #MyDumbLie! Check out more of our favorites at tonightshow.com/hashtags
  1. "He's still paying for that one."
  2. "I'm having a party here tonight, so I'm sorry."
  3. "No one will ever know!"
  4. "Why would you do that?"
  5. "That's not dumb at all! That's using your noggin!"
  6. "Why does your pager say 'Sears' on it?"