1. It's very dark
  2. I'm setting up a band's gear in an alley
  3. Apparently I am also the drummer
  4. There is no audience
  5. It's an alley
  6. There's a man in a red tux telling us to set up in his party
  7. My kick drum has now been changed to a miniature pipe organ
  8. I'm expected not to comment on this
  9. The organ has a TV on it
  10. I don't much care for Westerns
  11. I'm informed everyone is waiting to hear Rush covers
  12. ...
  13. We are not the band they came to see
  14. I've been wearing high heels this whole time