Misleading Book Collections On My Kindle

to impress the cute guy who finds my Kindle on a train and ends up falling in love with me
  1. #Inspiration
    Exclusively for books that are based on blogs, tumblrs or Twitter accounts.
  2. Ennui and the pursuit of happiness
    For my best naughtiest romance novels. Every book in this collection uses the words "happy trail" and "throbbing"
  3. The aimless spring of 2016
    For beautiful existential books because I'm just like everyone else. Hey Plath, hello Proust.
  4. The classics
    Books written by celebrities (actors and trainers)
  5. Representing the South Asian Diaspora
    There's one book by Salman Rushdie in this one. It's the good one, though.