Requested by Erin

THINGS MY FRIENDS MAKE ME DO FOR THEM BECAUSE IM GOOD AT IT

"But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you"
  1. My friends make me screech like a pterodactyl, supposedly "throat singing"
  2. I help them take viruses off their computers from watching too much porn hub
  3. My pterodactyl noise in slow-mo that sounds like a wolf howl
  4. Making them laugh whenever I can
  5. To be there for them when they need support whether it's emotional or being walked from the train late at night
  6. Finding textbooks and movies online for them
  7. I'm handy with tools and moving
  8. I can make a delicious sub because I worked at my dads pizza place
  9. I'm really good at being the asshole in certain situations no one else wants to be