THINGS MY FRIENDS MAKE ME DO FOR THEM BECAUSE IM GOOD AT IT
"But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you"
- •My friends make me screech like a pterodactyl, supposedly "throat singing"
- •I help them take viruses off their computers from watching too much porn hub
- •My pterodactyl noise in slow-mo that sounds like a wolf howl
- •Making them laugh whenever I can
- •To be there for them when they need support whether it's emotional or being walked from the train late at night
- •Finding textbooks and movies online for them
- •I'm handy with tools and moving
- •I can make a delicious sub because I worked at my dads pizza place
- •I'm really good at being the asshole in certain situations no one else wants to be