7 Steps to Nothing

  1. 1.
    Susan, is there something you want to tell me?
    No. There's nothing.
  2. 2.
    Really? 'Cause it seems like there might be something.
    Really. It's nothing.
  3. 3.
    "It?" If there's an "it" in there, then there must be something.
    No...not necessarily.
  4. 4.
    You mean there's not necessarily something? Or there's something, but you don't necessarily want to tell me?
    Uh, I don't know. The second one?
  5. 5.
    I just want you to know - if there's something, you can tell me. And if there's nothing...you can tell me.
  6. 6.
    (Pause)
    There is nothing...I can tell you.
  7. 7.
    Okay. As long as we're clear.