Favourite quotes from Rick and Morty

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  1. 1.
    I hate to break it to you but what people call love is a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.
  2. 2.
    "What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every night now? You realise night time makes up half of all time."
  3. 3.
    I know new situations can be intimidating...that's how we grow as people.
  4. 4.
    "You ask a lot of questions Morty, not very charismatic of you."
  5. 5.
    Well then get your shit together...
    Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together... and if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere you know? Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in a shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together... GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.