Requested by Tad

10 Favorite Pass Times Involving a Stick

  1. 1.
    Bludgeoning redheads
    Mostly tall lanky ones
  2. 2.
    Sword fighting
  3. 3.
    Starting fires
    Mostly to burn redheads
  4. 4.
    Masturbating
    You'll never guess what I look at when I do
  5. 5.
    Pole vaulting
  6. 6.
    Stickballlll
  7. 7.
    Sticking around
    I'm so clever
  8. 8.
    Hiking
  9. 9.
    Sleeping
    For protection
  10. 10.
    Bludgeoning more redheads
    The short ones gotta go too