1. Bludgeoning redheads
    Mostly tall lanky ones
  2. Sword fighting
  3. Starting fires
    Mostly to burn redheads
  4. Masturbating
    You'll never guess what I look at when I do
  5. Pole vaulting
  6. Stickballlll
  7. Sticking around
    I'm so clever
  8. Hiking
  9. Sleeping
    For protection
  10. Bludgeoning more redheads
    The short ones gotta go too