WHAT I LOVE ABOUT A TRAIN

I'm on one as I write this.
  1. It's slow.
  2. Big roomy seats.
  3. I get tons of work done.
  4. You pass through all these small dead towns.
  5. You can bring anything on it, even if it's more than three ounces. And you don't have to take off your shoes unless you really want to.
  6. And this.
  7. And this.
  8. It's still romantic.