A true story
  1. I went to 6th grade with a guy named Frank. He had a glass eye.
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  2. Once or twice a week the eye would get dirty and he'd need to go to the boy's bathroom to wash it.
  3. He'd ask me to come with him.
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  4. We did this every week all year long.
  5. These eye-washing days are about the only thing I remember from sixth grade.
  6. That's why I collect glass eyes.
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