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- •I had the weirdest dream last night.
- •You're not going to believe what my boss said to me.
- •It's probably just pus.
I'm an asshole. You're welcome.
- •I have diabetes and Parkinson's in my family. But at least I'm only middle aged. You try eating more lettuce with that hanging over you.
- •I didn't come this far in my rejection of Judaism to give up sausage now.
- •Seething hatred of cows.
- •Of course vegetarians are right. So are people who give out toothbrushes on Halloween. Who wants to be that kind of an asshole, I'd rather keep eating asshole.