REASONS I WILL CONTINUE TO EAT MEAT

I'm an asshole. You're welcome.
  1. I have diabetes and Parkinson's in my family. But at least I'm only middle aged. You try eating more lettuce with that hanging over you.
  2. I didn't come this far in my rejection of Judaism to give up sausage now.
  3. Seething hatred of cows.
  4. Of course vegetarians are right. So are people who give out toothbrushes on Halloween. Who wants to be that kind of an asshole, I'd rather keep eating asshole.