REASONS I WILL CONTINUE TO EAT MEAT
I'm an asshole. You're welcome.
- •I have diabetes and Parkinson's in my family. But at least I'm only middle aged. You try eating more lettuce with that hanging over you.
- •I didn't come this far in my rejection of Judaism to give up sausage now.
- •Seething hatred of cows.
- •Of course vegetarians are right. So are people who give out toothbrushes on Halloween. Who wants to be that kind of an asshole, I'd rather keep eating asshole.