Things About the Two Next to Me as I Try to Eat a Quiet Meal and Write an Essay About Madonna

I had an idea for an essay about Madonna and my adoration of her. It actually came to me in a dream. And I believe In dreams. I just want to get some edits done. Then these two sit down.
  1. 1.
    She slept over his place. They met last night. Her hair looks really good.
  2. 2.
    He's from a foreign land. Like Portugal. Or Rio. Or Cleveland and has a lisp. I can't really tell.
  3. 3.
    He was cuter last night. For sure.
  4. 4.
    He's wearing expensive fashioney camo pants. They're a little too tight. We don't mind.
  5. 5.
    He has a sister that's "skinny like you except she works out a lot." And then... "Because she has a disease."
  6. 6.
    She got just plain scrambled eggs. And nothing else. Who does that? He ate the same as me. Except I finished all my toast and bacon. (Except for half a piece. As you well know.)
  7. 7.
    Something about potassium.
  8. 8.
    She lives across the street from me. She is vague about having a roommate.
  9. 9.
    The boots she wore last night/is wearing now are definitely not comfortable.
  10. 10.
    She's been heartbroken before. He's telling her it takes time.
  11. 11.
    He can get her a hook-up at Wage Works so she can get an even bigger discount on MetroCards!
  12. 12.
    He had 6 drinks in 5 hours last night.
  13. 13.
    He does not ride the metro on the weekend.