Learn Your ABC's And Who You'd Like To Fuck

It all started with milf. Now there's an ilf for every level in the alphabet.
  1. Ailf (Australian I'd Like to Fuck)
    We all know a sexy Australian unless you are that sexy Australian, in which case, we'd like to fuck you.
  2. Bilf (Brother I'd Like to Fuck)
    Exclusive to the incest crowd. Not a fun one to break out at parties.
  3. Cilf (Couple I'd Like to Fuck)
    They're cute together but even cuter naked.
  4. Dilf (Doppelgänger I'd Like to Fuck)
    Looks just like me and I wanna know what it's like to FUCK ME!
  5. Eilf (Everyone I'd Like to Fuck)
    I don't care what shape you are. Let's boogie.
  6. Filf (Father I'd Like to Fuck)
    He looks like Clooney. Fuck it, the kid can watch.
  7. Gilf (Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck)
    I go to church with her granddaughter. We can watch Jeopardy after.
  8. Hilf (Hooker I'd Like to Fuck)
    I'm not saying I'm going to... just that I'd like to...
  9. Iilf (Item I'd Like to Fuck)
    Living things are honestly overrated and this item is sexy in all the right places.
  10. Jilf (Jockey I'd Like to Fuck)
    Ride me like you ride that horse you tiny fucking person.
  11. Kilf (Knight I'd Like to Fuck)
    Chivalry may be dead but I'm a sucker for a nice ass in chain mail.
  12. Lilf (Lefty I'd Like to Fuck)
    Not super common but 1/10 south paws can get it.
  13. Milf (Mother I'd Like to Fuck)
    Classic.
  14. Nilf (Nobody I'd Like to Fuck)
    I find solace in alone time and don't require dat sweet pussy to be happy.
  15. Oilf (Orange I'd Like to Fuck)
    Code word for a sexy ginger. Or the fruit if that's more your style.
  16. Pilf (Partner I'd Like to Fuck)
    For the monogamist in all of us. Love is all you need.
  17. Quilf (Quadriplegic I'd Like to Fuck)
    Don't do anything. Just lie there.
  18. Rilf (Rando I'd Like to Fuck)
    Whenever you're feeling adventurous. Sample sentence: "Find me a Rilf! I trust your judgment, Kyle."
  19. Silf (Slut I'd Like to Fuck)
    She gets around but that's what attracted me to her. Availability is the sexiest trait a woman can have.
  20. Tilf (Teacher I'd Like to Fuck)
    Let me show you where you can stick your homework assignment ;)
  21. Uilf (Undesireable I'd Like to Fuck)
    This ones hard to explain. It's like, you're so unpleasant to look at that I just have to know what you taste like.
  22. Vilf (Vampire I'd Like to Fuck)
    In the interest of keeping up with modern literary fantasies. You suck me I suck you.
  23. Wilf (Werewolf I'd Like to Fuck)
    Gotta get the other side. Also, howling.
  24. Xilf (Ex I'd Like to Fuck)
    I'm pretending it's a booty call but I still love you.
  25. Yilf (Yesterday I'd Like to Fuck)
    But today you caught me in a much more cuddly mood. What's your favorite movie?
  26. Zilf (Zebra I'd Like to Fuck)
    Zebra. Not Zetitties. Just Zebra.