THINGS I SAY REFLEXIVELY THAT I WISH I HADN'T

ranked in order of shame
  1. 1.
    I love U
    U is the name of a building where I work. I have said this to people, quickly followed by "haha the building of course, but you seem alright too." So funny, so casual. Internal facepalm.
  2. 2.
    Necessarily
    Recently I said "that may not be necessary, necessarily" and instantly yearned to tumble to the floor as an invisible puddle, Amelie-style
  3. 3.
    So...
    Beginning of many a sentence when I am uncomfortable/my mind is blank. Usually when giving a presentation.
  4. 4.
    Hypothetically
    My way of trying to gently give an opinion. "Hypothetically, we could use a dropdown menu there instead of having all the buttons side-by-side."
  5. 5.
    That happens to me all the time
    I'm trying to make you feel less like a weirdo by also admitting to experiencing whatever you just brought up but really that's probably happened to me once, maybe.
  6. 6.
    That makes sense
    I'm processing. It probably did make sense, but it's possible that it didn't.