The things I think when a woman doesn't return my txts.

... like in 2 days ...
  1. She's busy. That's cool. I don't want to date someone that's just sitting around one their phone all day (like me).
  2. She didn't get it. Damn technology sucks.
  3. She got it and responded immediately.... but I didn't get the response. Damn technology sucks.
  4. She must have figured out how big a loser I really am. Damn. I wish insecurity was attractive.
  5. Fuck her. Her loss. Doesn't she realize how awesome it am?
  6. Maybe she's in the hospital. Maybe she was in a terrible car accident. Damn. I am such a jerk.