The things I think when a woman doesn't return my txts.
... like in 2 days ...
- •She's busy. That's cool. I don't want to date someone that's just sitting around one their phone all day (like me).
- •She didn't get it. Damn technology sucks.
- •She got it and responded immediately.... but I didn't get the response. Damn technology sucks.
- •She must have figured out how big a loser I really am. Damn. I wish insecurity was attractive.
- •Fuck her. Her loss. Doesn't she realize how awesome it am?
- •Maybe she's in the hospital. Maybe she was in a terrible car accident. Damn. I am such a jerk.